Lees ons privacybeleid en cookiebeleid voor meer informatie over hoe we uw persoonsgegevens gebruiken. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. He was really attractive. Continuing with the bit, he added: And then, when she arrived back on the flight she met her boyfriend. However, others claimed that Boyles tweets were in fact simply targeting the Conservative governments much-criticised handling of the pandemic, rather than the victims. Mon 19 Oct 2009 08.25 EDT. 18) Things a sport commentator would never say: Venus Williams has brought something different to the ladies game. We live in a culture built on debt, so we are encouraged to have no self control. If Top Gear didnt make jokes about lazy Mexicans, arrogant, garlic-eating French or efficient, borderline-Nazi Germans, it wouldnt be doing its job. In 2008, the comedian was criticised for jokes he made about swimmer and Olympic gold medalist Rebecca Adlington. Our greatest fear is to die alone, which is why I intend to take quite a few people with me. Give him a fishing rod and he can feed himself. He was like a male model. Als u niet wilt dat wij en onze partners cookies en persoonsgegevens voor deze aanvullende doeleinden gebruiken, klik dan op 'Alles weigeren'. The Scot, 50, is to front a new programme called 'Frankie Boyle: Monarchy', where he'll explore the future of the UK . Frankie Boyle is known for his controversial humour. Im very old now and Ive got a body like a dropped lasagne. (Disclaimer: I do not own and have had no part in producing any of these clips) Transcript of jokes: 1) They've bought out a condom now for people with premature ejaculation and they've put an anesthetic in the lining that makes you numb and you can last longer Or, you can wear it inside out and you don't have to wake anybody up! Brooklyn Nets forward Dorian Finney-Smith has not had the offensive start with the Nets that we was hoping for when he was traded to the team on NBA trade deadline day. So from that I have deduced that Rebecca Adlington is very dirty I mean if you just take into account how long she can hold her breath. IT WAS ON THE FUCKING NEWS. Youd struggle to be offended". I have a theory that Jordan married a cage fighter cause she needed someone strong enough to stop Harvey from f***ing her., 1. The BBC Trust has dismissed complaints about what it accepted was a "sexist and ageist" joke by comedian Frankie Boyle about the Queen on BBC2's Mock the Week. I now know 16 ways to kick a Palestinian woman in the back. If you do not want us and our partners to use cookies and personal data for these additional purposes, click 'Reject all'. 52) Following the 2008 Beijing Olympics, the comedian joked about Rebecca's looks as he said: The thing that nobody really said about Rebecca Adlington is that she looks pretty weird. Except Mrs Browns Boys. you show a bridge with a person of oriental persuasion standing on it, and you make a sly, schoolboyish racial pun involving the word slope. (On the Queen of England) Ive had a few medical problems this year. When I was about 8 or 9, I was a massive Michael Jackson fan and I wish I had known at the time that I was his type. 10) Lines you wouldn't hear in a sci-fi film: Is it a bird? Some identifying marks on the inside cover, but this is minimal. Comedian Frankie Boyle has been announced as the host of a new Channel 4 documentary centring around the Royal Family, after previously coming under fire for several offensive and inappropriate jokes about Queen Elizabeth. LISTEN, by dad would shag your dad and your dad would enjoy it. Question: What year will black people and white people finally live together in harmony, in Chinese concentration camps? On Twitter, he also disputed the way the routine had been reported in the media, claiming that it had been mistranscribed as garbled nonsense with a concept and wording no comic would ever use. Youve not even got a football team. For 500 points, a shitting woman. The tragedy is that if Oscar Pistorius had no arms, this would never have happened. 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Do you know Viagra actually takes half an hour to have any affect? Amazingly dont laugh, because it really aint funny Frankie Boyle is one of Britains most successful comedians. The Glaswegian comic had a popat Ricky. He then took out his keys and went inside., Do you think George Bush actually knows who Gordon Brown is? U kunt uw keuzes te allen tijde wijzigen door te klikken op de links 'Privacydashboard' op onze sites en in onze apps. If Kanye was born in Glasgow he would have been called No You Cannae. After leaving Mock the Week, the comedian went on to work on his own Channel 4 sketch show, Frankie Boyle's Tramadol Nights, and he's since had a number of his own TV series, including Frankie Boyle's New World Order and Frankie Boyle's Tour of Scotland. Question: How long was the trail of chocolate hobnobs i used to lure my gran through the doors of a swiss clinic? Or by navigating to the user icon in the top right. Youve got essentially a racist government with a racist immigration policy and youve got a scarecrow to point at and say: Heres the racist, ooooh, you terrible racist.. Boyle, who himself is known for his offensive brand of shock humor, called out Gervais during his recent TV special "Excited for You to See and Hate This." Im now so old, that my p***y is haunted.. Maybe its time to ask whether Prince Andrew is a man with sufficient moral integrity to travel the globe promoting UK weaponry to tyrants. I mean, shes like the establishment candidate. . The Scottish comedian, who's known for his controversial comedy, performed . 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I havent finished hating all the white people yet., Las Vegas and Glasgow have a lot in common: theyre the only two places in the world where you can pay for sex with chips., If I was invisible for the day I think Id kick a mime artist to death., I couldnt get tickets for the Olympic synchronised swimming so instead I watched a woman drown through a kaleidoscope., One of the great things about being pro-independence is I get maybe half a dozen tweets a day telling me that I dont understand economics from Rangers fans., Consider how desperate these doctors are: so desperate that they want to talk to Jeremy Hunt. 8.3 MAD Hes like a sort of corrupt tele-evangelist that Columbo would have as a baddie or something., Im very old now and Ive got a body like a dropped lasagne. Which is why everybody who works for a bank is on cocaine. Forget it. I dont care if they wear a veil or not. Since he first made his debut on Mock the Week in 2005, Frankie Boyle has delighted and shocked audiences with his dark pessimistic brand of humour. More often than not, the Glaswegians gags are followed by a collective sharp intake of breath and then laughter. 20) You can get celebrity sat nav's now. In the current climate its about as heroically contentious as, say, a private school prospectus that promises We believe in educating the whole person; or a sign at a Co-op declaring its commitment to social justice, diversity and sustainability; or a Conservative Prime Minister declaring that three letters NHS are engraved on his heart. Katie Price's complaint about Frankie Boyle's Channel 4 show is to be investigated by media regulator Ofcom after a joke he made about her son Harvey was described by . Here's a link to our Talk Guidelines. Frankie Boyle A fan-made compilation of some of Frankie Boyle's most offensive jokes told on Mock The Week. I thought itd be good if hed accidentally turned to face Mecca., The Queen keeping Rolf Harriss hands busy for a week is probably the best thing shes ever done., [On Boris Johnson] Hes just there to divert us from the horrific things the government is planning, like a nodding dog stuck to a serial killers dashboard., Frankie Boyles New World Order is on BBC Two at 10pm tonight, 75 of Billy Connollys best jokes, one-liners and quips, 25 of Charlie Brookers most cutting jokes and insults, 25 of Lee Macks wittiest jokes and one-liners, 50 of Tim Vines most ingenious jokes and one-liners, 100 of the best ever jokes and one-liners from the Edinburgh Fringe. BBC/Zeppotron/Endemol Shine UK/Brian J Ritchie. We also may change the frequency you receive our emails from us in order to keep you up to date and give you the best relevant information possible. The world order is changing in his favour, Theresa May is the true villain in this latest Tory Brexit war. 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Prior to his response on Twitter, Boyle reportedly defended his comment about Willoughby when questioned about it at a Waterstones event promoting his new book. The gag prompted 11 complaints to the TV regulator, which . Im just horrified by Donald Trump. His work in the last few years includes supporting Frankie Boyle on tour and writing on his BBC2 show New World Order; Writing on S4 of Hey Duggee for Studio AKA/Cbeebies; Writing and hosting the Future Curious podcasts for the charity Nesta; Doing bespoke stand-up work for Unilever; Writing and producing his weekly podcast Partly . 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